After the £20m man from Villa finally scored his 1st league goal and grabbed his 1st assist(as well)for liverpool,the fifa board of directors has decided to add him on the 3 man shortlist for the Balon D'Or instead of Cristina Ronaldo.
This decision came after the world witnessed an absolutely breath taking performance that Downing had put in to insure that Liverpool win a game at Anfield,which was a major plus because few teams win games at anfield(Liverpool is not one of those few).A few unusual faces showed how flabbergasted they were by his goal;
Sir Alex Ferguson:"Well it's good news for the boy there,*chew*after such a long time he finally did it*chew*Top class player"
Barack Obama:"What he did was amazing,a true work of art that needed more paint.And you know what they say..paint makes the heart grow fonder"
Errrrr...?
Rodgers:"Important member of the group,the fact that he passed the ball so many times means he's a world class player & that's what i'm looking for....the ball"
Wenger:"I knew E was capable of dis.I Ev been watching him since E was 4yrs ould,all E needed was a little bit of belief and pisistince and it was bound to Eppen"
Several scholars have even written books about him,best selling Novels like 'How to break a 45game drought in 3 easy ways' and 'Twilight:New Downing' have already accumulated over 700billion+ fans through out the world,which is weird cause the world population is less than that.Several ad agencies have made deals with Mr Downing to advertise their products,it's even rumoured that next week he'l be given the Key to America.
Suprisingly Cristina Ronaldo wasn't bothered by the decision to replace him."It's ok" she said,"As long as my salary is intact & i'm still hot".Lionel Messi even admitted that this time the Ballon D'Or will be tougher than ever,"When you are in the middle of great players",Messi said,"You tend to forget the 92goals you scored and start to wonder why Simon Cowells hairstyle is always the same".Even though i have no idea what that meant,the fact that Messi spoke about the situation means Downing trully among the best.
45Premier leage games
1 Goal 1 assist 1 Downing
Downing For Balon D'Or
[This story is completely fictional and should never be taken seriously..unless you're a penguin]
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