Many people are tired of saying this but guess what?I'l say it again,Fernando Torres is back!!(or will be atleast)Back to himself,makes you wonder who he was before ey?.El Nino is back to what we know if for..scoring goals?Creating cool celebrations that look even cooler when other players do them?ok so maybe the goals he scored were tap ins and a penalty but hey a Goal is a Goal...is goal.
But just how did we know he was back?Why thats a no brainer,the long sleeved kits say it all.Even though he doesn't look as cool as he did in a liverpool kit(probably because of the drastic weight gain)you can tell that Torres is back because the Torres of old days never liked wearing long sleeved shirts because everyone knows that Short sleeves are for losers right?yes..right,it's there in the books.Torres went from being a wonder kid to being the best striker on earth to being the worst striker on earth to being the worst player on earth to being the best,the worst then the average goal scorer,but after the golden boot winner scored 4goals in the past 2 games,everyone is now saying"He's back"Well not to be a buzzkill or anything but earlier this year he did score 5 in 2..then went for other drought before coming back in fashion against Barcelona...then he disappeared..again.A similar situation has happened again and now people are saying his back...again,after scoring a brace against Nordsedblahblah and another against Sunderland some would say'Hey maybe this lad really is back'or maybe he's trolling us again?i believe not this time because you know things are serious when Torres puts on that Long sleevd top.
Some say Benitez had something to do with it,others say it was a long time coming..and others say Pizza makes you fat either way that has nothing to do with you so i suggest watching Cricket,less commitment.
[This post is completely useless and has nothing that will contribute to you or you knowledge,therefore don't take it seriously..That's my job]
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