Friday, 14 December 2012

Characteristics of certain football fans

These are a few ways in how you can tell a what team certain people support by the way of how they talk,some are facts and some vary.

Man utd
-Try to end almost every sentence with'GGMU'
-Rarely talk about their champions legue achievements but mostly about they're 20th league title which they believe is coming.
-Always find a way to prove in someway that they have the best squad in england.
-Dont like arguing with Barca fans
-Are very arogant.
-Most of them only spawn up when Man utd wins a game.

Chelsea
-Most stubborn fans you'l ever find
-Before an argument they'l ask you which team you support,usually if you say Madrid they'l find a way to end the argument,if you say barca they'l say messi & the refs,man utd they'l say gay & refs,liverpool they'l say history and Arsenal they'l say 7yrs
-Always try to prove that they love chelsea,KTBFFH?
-Always talk about Trophies,never about their youth squads,probably because they dont care,love?
-Only get behind their players when they're doing well,but when their form drops they  hate on them..
-Like to avoid the subject of Abramovich making them what they are today.
-Have the most plastic fans.

Liverpool
-Always make it known that they won trophies...in the past.
-One of the most delusional set of fans(e.g Liverpool wins 3 games in a row and next thing you'l here is that they might win the league)
-Always talk about istanbul.
-Usually avoid arguments about league trophies.
-Claim to be the best fans in the world.
-Claim they are the best english team when it comes to participating in the champions league,a competition they've failed to qualify for 3yrs now.

Arsenal
-Like talking about their invincible squd that won the league a while ago.
-Always say when the win a trophy they won't stop(something about Wenger building another invincible squad..with Gervinho in it).
-Claim Wenger was right to sell stars like Van Persie,Nasri,fabregas etc.
-Don't like talking about trophies but rather development of players.
-Most won't tell you what team they support until you ask.
-They 8-2 see one of their former players become successful.

Real Madrid
-Love to talk about how rich they are.
-Fail to accept that Messi is better than Ronaldo.
-Hate the subject of when they last won the champions league,they still have the highest number of trophies though.
-Most of them are former Arsenal fans.

Barcelona
-Always praise/single out Messi,i mean its not like there are 10 other people playing.
-Deny that refs have helped them a few times(wether knowingly or unknowingly).
-Again,most of them are Arsenal or former Arsenal fans.
-half of them don't know their club slogan and will probably google it after reading this.

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