Liverpool will only sign 2 of the 500 strikers they wanted to sign

The January transfer window is officially open and this is the period when all sorts of rumours fly out on the news.Liverpool is one team that has been looking to bolster their forward line and this morning director Ian Ayre confirmed that Liverpool would only sign 2 forwards.

"It's sad i know" he said "We were really looking forward to signing all those 500 forwards,but you have to be realistic in football,We weren't going to have enough Melwoods to accompany them".This statement came after they had been linked with the 501st one Wesley Sneijder.

Rodgers said;
"Ofcourse it's important to have a Spartan squad of 300men and that's what i'm looking for,but the truth is..if we haven't worked together or if you weren't at chelsea,i won't sign you"

While liverpool fans were left bedazzled by his comments,there was a certain sense of optimism as Liverpool would now be aquiring 300more players in the summer,but as for the January Transfer window they will only sign 2players.Alot of journalists were wondering why Rodgers was going after Tom Ince seeing that they have never worked together in any form at all but Rodgers again made it clear why he was signing the Blackpool wing wizard;
"We went to rehabilitation school together...he was a baby and i was about 24yrs old.I had guided him to where the toilet was on one occation and that was how we worked.I could remember how quick he walked to the toilet,from there onwards I knew that he would provide some speed to this group"

What a tactical lad Rodgers is,so Sturridge and Ince will be 2 of players liverpool sign this window.Some of the 500player liverpool want to sign include,Di Santo,the whole Swansea squad(except from Michu and that other lad from Celtic FC),The Chelsea Reserves and so on and so forth.

[This is satire and was meant purely for humour.Therefore like Qprs squad do not take it seriously]

An open letter to my fellow liverpool fans

Ok so i have been a liverpool fan for about 11yrs now,I have atleast seen liverpool lift a fair amount of trophies but right now things are just messed up and fans seem to be feed up with it,venting their anger out on Brendan Rogders who was appointed about 7months ago.It seems they all expected him to get liverpool in the Top4 in his first season.

Fact is we should stop acting like delusional fans.Last week we made a great a comeback against West Ham at their home & next thing Rodgers is saying "We can finish 2nd" & some fans are saying "We are the best"To be honest at this moment we're not even the best in Merseyside,We play great football but we don't score.So we haven't been lucky infront of goal and so we haven't been given fare decisions on the penalty aspect but we are Liverpool!We shouldn't depend on the refs call or on luck!.Everytime I hear of 'Come January all we need is a Center Forward and we'l be safe'ask yourself how many proven center forwards(Goal poachers do Arsenal have?Giroud and Chamakh? Everton? Spurs? Chelsea? But yet they still win these games or are still somehow ahead of us on the log table despite us playing better than them.Sure it's ok to go at the team and stuff and that's understandable because it brings out the fact that we are afraid of becoming a midtable club,a cup club..which we certainly shouldn't be.We desperately need a top 4 finish before we become the next Leiceter city..a has been that still has a big-ish fanbase.

My Tactical Opinion;
BR should bench Sterling,he's only 18years old for crying out loud and every match he plays now he looks burnt out.What in Gods name happend to Suso and Assaidi?I think they are both quality but why don't they play??Suso is a sort of a second striker and he can play well there behind Suarez,but Rodgers plays him way out wide.

Joe Allen should be benched as well,why not play the in form Henderson(or even Sahin) instead?Atleast he offers alot upfront and is decent in defense.Is it me or Rodgers can't seem to be bench Allen?is there some kind of Swansea alliance thing going on there?

Gerrard or Jonjo?Maybe it's high time we lifted the burden on Gerrards shoulders of being Mr Liverpool and instead play Jonjo?Not that i don't appreciate his efforts thus far but Gerrard has been annoymus in alot of Matches this season which isn't good considering he's our Captain.

Does tiki taka require you to pass the ball when you're in the opponents 18yard box??If so then i would gladly go back to shot on site please..

Where's Andre Wisdom?

This post comes after the back of a very dissapointing 1-3 loss to Aston Villa,a game in which we had 72% ball possession and Villa had 28% but with only 5shots on goal...with 3 of those shots being the goals.So Why can't we score??Of the 14+shots we had you would think that atleast 2 would be goals but nope,only 1...I feel the players should pick themselves up and (hopefully)bounce back at Fulham.That's if the world doesn't end though