Tuesday, 1 January 2013

Liverpool will only sign 2 of the 500 strikers they wanted to sign

The January transfer window is officially open and this is the period when all sorts of rumours fly out on the news.Liverpool is one team that has been looking to bolster their forward line and this morning director Ian Ayre confirmed that Liverpool would only sign 2 forwards.

"It's sad i know" he said "We were really looking forward to signing all those 500 forwards,but you have to be realistic in football,We weren't going to have enough Melwoods to accompany them".This statement came after they had been linked with the 501st one Wesley Sneijder.

Rodgers said;
"Ofcourse it's important to have a Spartan squad of 300men and that's what i'm looking for,but the truth is..if we haven't worked together or if you weren't at chelsea,i won't sign you"

While liverpool fans were left bedazzled by his comments,there was a certain sense of optimism as Liverpool would now be aquiring 300more players in the summer,but as for the January Transfer window they will only sign 2players.Alot of journalists were wondering why Rodgers was going after Tom Ince seeing that they have never worked together in any form at all but Rodgers again made it clear why he was signing the Blackpool wing wizard;
"We went to rehabilitation school together...he was a baby and i was about 24yrs old.I had guided him to where the toilet was on one occation and that was how we worked.I could remember how quick he walked to the toilet,from there onwards I knew that he would provide some speed to this group"

What a tactical lad Rodgers is,so Sturridge and Ince will be 2 of players liverpool sign this window.Some of the 500player liverpool want to sign include,Di Santo,the whole Swansea squad(except from Michu and that other lad from Celtic FC),The Chelsea Reserves and so on and so forth.

[This is satire and was meant purely for humour.Therefore like Qprs squad do not take it seriously]

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