Tuesday, 25 June 2013

50 funniest Movie Quotes I've ever heard

[Arranged in no particular order]

50 - "Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?" — Spaceballs

49 - "I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker." — Anchorman

48 - "Thank you, Topper. I can kill
again! You've given me a reason to live." - Hot Shots part deux

47 - "Dude, you can't start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in." - Not Another Teen Movie

46 - "You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it." - Jane Austen's Mafia!

45 - "Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?" - 21 Jump street

44 - "You're no panty dropper yourself." - Pitch perfect

43 - "What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand?" - Balls of fury

42 - "He got in a fight with the table, and the table won." - Death At a funeral

41 - "I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit." - Hot Rod

40 - "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? - Airplane

39 - "I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something." - Mean Girls

38 - "Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" - City Slickers

37 - "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

36 - "Roses are red, violets are blue...F*ck you, whore!" - (500) Days of Summer

35 - "I had to come. It was a sequel." - Hot shots part deux

34 - "Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?" - Coming to America

33 - "There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - Goldmember

32 - "Are you tryin' to trash talk me?
You're mama's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and gets laid in a closet." - The Campaign

31 - "The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack." - Crazy Stupid Love

30 - " Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe twenty million dollars?" - The dictator

29 - "Now I will kill you until
you die from it!" - Hot shots part deux

28 - "Coach says it's okay to bleed
from the ears." - Not Another Teen Movie

27 - "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... " - Anchorman

26 - "I think today is a good day to die, don't you? YAY YAAAAAYYYY!" - Malibu's most wanted

25 - "Nick? What does that mean?"
Nick Rivers : "Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving." - Top Secret

24 - "Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair." - White Chicks

23 - "You have the whitest white-
part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?" - Hot shots

22 - "Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes." - Airplane

21 - "Time wounds all heels." - Go West

20 - "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." -
Hackers

19 - "When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three. When the middle one got in the way, God performed surgery.
Woman stood before God, with the middle breast in hand. Said, ‘What do we do with the useless boob?’, and God created man." - A Prairie Home Companion

18 - "I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?" -
The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear

17 - " I'm going to miss you monkey. I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day." - The Hangover 2

16 - "Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people!" - The Man with Two Brains

15 -  "911! My friend is bleeding out of her vagina!" - Movie 43

14 - "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache." - Napoleon Dynamite

13 - "I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!" - No strings attached

12 - "YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're...you're an action figure!" - Toy Story

11 - "A nutless monkey could do your job." - Tropic Thunder

10 - "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I." - What About Bob?

9 - "The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.” - Crimes and Misdemeanors

8 - "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I never tried." - Klondike Annie

7 - "I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts." - Bananas

5 - "Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings." - Zoolander

4 - " 'Sup? How's life? He seems nice." Scott Pilgrim vs the world

3 - "Don't call me Shirley" (surely) - Airplane

2 - "Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!" - Scott Pilgrim vs the world

1 - Thor : "Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff: "He killed eighty people in two days."
Thor : "He's adopted."

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