50 funniest Movie Quotes I've ever heard

[Arranged in no particular order]

50 - "Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?" — Spaceballs

49 - "I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker." — Anchorman

48 - "Thank you, Topper. I can kill
again! You've given me a reason to live." - Hot Shots part deux

47 - "Dude, you can't start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in." - Not Another Teen Movie

46 - "You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it." - Jane Austen's Mafia!

45 - "Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?" - 21 Jump street

44 - "You're no panty dropper yourself." - Pitch perfect

43 - "What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand?" - Balls of fury

42 - "He got in a fight with the table, and the table won." - Death At a funeral

41 - "I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit." - Hot Rod

40 - "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? - Airplane

39 - "I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something." - Mean Girls

38 - "Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" - City Slickers

37 - "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

36 - "Roses are red, violets are blue...F*ck you, whore!" - (500) Days of Summer

35 - "I had to come. It was a sequel." - Hot shots part deux

34 - "Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?" - Coming to America

33 - "There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - Goldmember

32 - "Are you tryin' to trash talk me?
You're mama's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and gets laid in a closet." - The Campaign

31 - "The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack." - Crazy Stupid Love

30 - " Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe twenty million dollars?" - The dictator

29 - "Now I will kill you until
you die from it!" - Hot shots part deux

28 - "Coach says it's okay to bleed
from the ears." - Not Another Teen Movie

27 - "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... " - Anchorman

26 - "I think today is a good day to die, don't you? YAY YAAAAAYYYY!" - Malibu's most wanted

25 - "Nick? What does that mean?"
Nick Rivers : "Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving." - Top Secret

24 - "Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair." - White Chicks

23 - "You have the whitest white-
part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?" - Hot shots

22 - "Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes." - Airplane

21 - "Time wounds all heels." - Go West

20 - "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." -
Hackers

19 - "When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three. When the middle one got in the way, God performed surgery.
Woman stood before God, with the middle breast in hand. Said, ‘What do we do with the useless boob?’, and God created man." - A Prairie Home Companion

18 - "I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?" -
The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear

17 - " I'm going to miss you monkey. I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day." - The Hangover 2

16 - "Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people!" - The Man with Two Brains

15 -  "911! My friend is bleeding out of her vagina!" - Movie 43

14 - "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache." - Napoleon Dynamite

13 - "I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!" - No strings attached

12 - "YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're...you're an action figure!" - Toy Story

11 - "A nutless monkey could do your job." - Tropic Thunder

10 - "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I." - What About Bob?

9 - "The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.” - Crimes and Misdemeanors

8 - "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I never tried." - Klondike Annie

7 - "I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts." - Bananas

5 - "Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings." - Zoolander

4 - " 'Sup? How's life? He seems nice." Scott Pilgrim vs the world

3 - "Don't call me Shirley" (surely) - Airplane

2 - "Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!" - Scott Pilgrim vs the world

1 - Thor : "Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff: "He killed eighty people in two days."
Thor : "He's adopted."

Far Cry 3 : My Review

I just had to do a review of this game because it's so damn awesome!

Far cry 3, Where do I start? I had been playing this game for about 5 days straight without proper sleep and I don't regret it. It's an amazing game with a storyline that gets you deep into the main character: Jason Brody. How a simple trip to an exotic island turned into a blood bath with pirates and drug lords is what really makes far cry far cry. Aside from that the ability to free roam and discover great things on the island(Like how you can kill a shark with you bare hands apparently) The game also offers some cool upgrade features and things to buy which really extends this games life span.

Firstly you and your friends decided you go to some island to have a great time and all(Which none of you even thought about researching on) and that fun gets cut short by the infamous Vaas Montenegro who then captures your friends and kills your brother. It's that moment when the game kicks in and you discover you're really good with weapons despite never handling one ever in your life. Great acting, amazing graphics and insane fun make this game a definite Game to play. You'l find yourself being chased by Pirates to been eaten up by crocodiles, Tigers and even rabid dogs to riding a jetski to skinning animals! It's that diverse and that's where this game beats many.

However ofcourse not everything can be perfect in life so this is the part where i list what I thought where the games main pros and cons.

Pros:
-Great storyline and acting to go along with it.
-Characters had some emotions attached to them(You could feel what they were feeling)
-The island is beautiful, that's a plus.
-Plenty of things to do in the game so you never get bored
-So many things to discover, and very unpredictable animals, which is great!
-Weapon upgrades were fun
-I played poker

Cons:
-Missions get repitive
-Activating Radio Towers was so annoying
-Nothing special about Multiplayer, just the normal mainstream stuff
-A few strange glitches here and there.

That's just my opinion though, other people may find the multiplayer great or the radio towers very fun. There are some flaws in the game just like every other game out there that make you wonder what sort of logic is being applied, Here are the flaws I found, Maybe you can answer them:(Warning Spoilers! If you haven't played the game Stop reading NOW)

-Jason had a cellphone but never called anyone like the police maybe?
-All those boats on the island and he still let his friends fix that abandoned boat.
-How does pulling your finger restore your health?
-Why did Citra have sex with Jason infront of the whole tribe?
-Plants make plastic syringes?
-Shooting a goat with like 20 bullets kills it. I thought 2 were enough?
[Add more]

That's me though, this is officially one of my favourite games of all time (No lie). I give it a 9.8/10 Because nothing on earth deserves a perfect 10 ;-)

*P.S this was supposed to be published 4 months ago, Don't ask*

My Premier league Team of The Year

Here is my Premier League XI for the 2012/13 season. Please keep in mind that this is my opinion.

Goalkeeper: David De Gea | Manchester United
What a season his had. After been heavily criticised last season, De Gea seems to have finally stepped up to his price tag. He is, by no means, the kind of player that Edwin van der Sar was in his prime, nor anywhere close to Peter Schmeichel, but this season he’s been a cut above the rest.

Left-back: Leighton Baines | Everton
Evertons most consistent player,  He is the kind of left-back that any team would be lucky to have: his work rate is phenomenal and his ability follows suit. He assisted greatly in Evertons persuit of European football.

Centre-back: Jan Vertonghen | Tottenham
Vertonghen has been outstanding, supplying goals as well as defensively being a rock.

Centre-back: Ashley Williams | Swansea
Amazing that in 2008 he was playing in League Two. Williams has been very solid in Swanseas defense this season, His blocks, clearances and interceptions top the charts.

Right-back: Pablo Zabaleta | Manchester City
Zabaleta has been City’s star player this season, and ofcourse the best Right back in the league. He's been very consistent for City.

Left-wing: Gareth Bale | Tottenham
PFA Player of the Year, PFA Young Player of the Year, he’s won games
single-handedly this season and carried Tottenham - on his own at times - to fifth place. Who knows where Spurs would have been  without him.

Centre-midfielder: Michael Carrick| Man utd
An outstanding player this season, very influential team player who knows how to read games. He's been underrated alot but this season everyone agreed that he's definatley one the best midfielders in England.

Centre-midfielder: Santi Cazorla |
Arsenal
Arsenal’s stand out player this season. Santi Cazorla has been a breath of fresh air, bringing some exciting Spanish skills to Arsenal and the league. Also great with both feet.

Right-wing: Juan Mata | Chelsea
Chelseas best player and one of the best in the league, Juan Mata played a major part in helping Chelsea get a spot in next years Champions league.

Striker: Luis Suarez | Liverpool
Suarez would have been the player of the season had it not been for the bite incident. His playing ability makes him one of the best and trickiest forwards in the Epl. Helped put liverpools season back on track with some amazing performances.

Striker: Robin van Persie | Manchester United
He left Arsenal to win a trophy - and did just that. Immediately. When he shoots he scores. Golden boot winner this season (and last season). What more can I say?

Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson | Manchester United
The best manager England has ever seen. Managing to knock liverpool off their perch and win Man utds 20th league title. What he's done for Man utd has been trully amazing.

Substitutes' bench:

Michu | Swansea
£2m was all he costed yet he managed to set the Premier League this season with his 18 goals and two assists. Absolute bargain, expect his price to triple.

Christian Benteke | Aston Villa
Had a fantastic debut season for Villa, he carried them in most games with his great scoring and dribbling ability

Luke Shaw | Southampton
One of the best breakthrough stars the league saw this season and only 18yrs old, Shaw was definately amongst the best left backs we saw this season and makes my bench.

Rafael | Man utd
Had his best season for united, he's been outstanding in defense as well as in attack.

Asmir Begovic | Stoke City
He’s been amazing between the sticks for Stoke. One of the best goalkeepers in the epl, He really helped in making Stokes defense really tight.

Other players who could be on the bench
- Steven Gerrard
- Eden Hazard
- Theo Walcott
- Romelu Lukaku
- Rio ferdinand
- Daniel Agger
- Dempsey
- Yaya Toure

My Premier league Team of The Year

Here is my Premier League XI for the 2012/13 season. Please keep in mind that this is my opinion.

Goalkeeper: David De Gea | Manchester United
What a season his had. After been heavily criticised last season, De Gea seems to have finally stepped up to his price tag. He is, by no means, the kind of player that Edwin van der Sar was in his prime, nor anywhere close to Peter Schmeichel, but this season he’s been a cut above the rest.

Left-back: Leighton Baines | Everton
Evertons most consistent player,  He is the kind of left-back that any team would be lucky to have: his work rate is phenomenal and his ability follows suit. He assisted greatly in Evertons persuit of European football.

Centre-back: Jan Vertonghen | Tottenham
Vertonghen has been outstanding, supplying goals as well as defensively being a rock.

Centre-back: Ashley Williams | Swansea
Amazing that in 2008 he was playing in League Two. Williams has been very solid in Swanseas defense this season, His blocks, clearances and interceptions top the charts.

Right-back: Pablo Zabaleta | Manchester City
Zabaleta has been City’s star player this season, and ofcourse the best Right back in the league. He's been very consistent for City.

Left-wing: Gareth Bale | Tottenham
PFA Player of the Year, PFA Young Player of the Year, he’s won games
single-handedly this season and carried Tottenham - on his own at times - to fifth place. Who knows where Spurs would have been  without him.

Centre-midfielder: Michael Carrick| Man utd
An outstanding player this season, very influential team player who knows how to read games. He's been underrated alot but this season everyone agreed that he's definatley one the best midfielders in England.

Centre-midfielder: Santi Cazorla |
Arsenal
Arsenal’s stand out player this season. Santi Cazorla has been a breath of fresh air, bringing some exciting Spanish skills to Arsenal and the league. Also great with both feet.

Right-wing: Juan Mata | Chelsea
Chelseas best player and one of the best in the league, Juan Mata played a major part in helping Chelsea get a spot in next years Champions league.

Striker: Luis Suarez | Liverpool
Suarez would have been the player of the season had it not been for the bite incident. His playing ability makes him one of the best and trickiest forwards in the Epl. Helped put liverpools season back on track with some amazing performances.

Striker: Robin van Persie | Manchester United
He left Arsenal to win a trophy - and did just that. Immediately. When he shoots he scores. Golden boot winner this season (and last season). What more can I say?

Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson | Manchester United
The best manager England has ever seen. Managing to knock liverpool off their perch and win Man utds 20th league title. What he's done for Man utd has been trully amazing.

Substitutes' bench:

Michu | Swansea
£2m was all he costed yet he managed to set the Premier League this season with his 18 goals and two assists. Absolute bargain, expect his price to triple.

Christian Benteke | Aston Villa
Had a fantastic debut season for Villa, he carried them in most games with his great scoring and dribbling ability

Luke Shaw | Southampton
One of the best breakthrough stars the league saw this season and only 18yrs old, Shaw was definately amongst the best left backs we saw this season and makes my bench.

Rafael | Man utd
Had his best season for united, he's been outstanding in defense as well as in attack.

Asmir Begovic | Stoke City
He’s been amazing between the sticks for Stoke. One of the best goalkeepers in the epl, He really helped in making Stokes defense really tight.

Other players who could be on the bench
- Steven Gerrard
- Eden Hazard
- Theo Walcott
- Romelu Lukaku
- Rio ferdinand
- Daniel Agger
- Dempsey
- Yaya Toure